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<p>It is so often beneficial to have something to laugh at (other than management and the antics of our elected representatives), that I have this humour collection - expect it to grow. Contributions from readers are most welcome.</p>
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<p>Please Note: I don't want to offend anyone, and the Joke Collections have many risque offerings that may cause offence - please, if you don't like "off colour" jokes, don't go there.</p>
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<p><b>ESP's Humour Collection</b><br />
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<li><a href="dynamic-range.htm">Dynamic Range Versus Ambient Noise</a> - By George Izzard O'Veering - some light hearted reading for
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the technical types
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<li><a href="matilda.htm">Waltzing Matilda</a> - An "interpretation" of Australia's most famous song
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<li><a href="hal9000.htm">HAL9000</a> - Stanley Kubrick, eat your heart out
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<li><a href="os_air.htm">OS Airlines</a> - If Your Operating System were an airline (perish the thought)
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<li><a href="python.htm">Monty Python</a> - A trio of the more famous (and suitably bizarre) sketches from those well known lunatics
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<li><a href="laws.htm">Murphy's Laws (and Others)</a> - A collection of laws by the likes of Murphy, and joined by various others.
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If you ever wanted to know what rules your life - here are a few answers.
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<li><a href="jokes.htm">Joke Collection 1</a> - An array of jokes to appeal to (or otherwise) just about anyone -
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Please note that some of these offerings may contain language that could offend.
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<li><a href="jokes2.htm">Joke Collection 2</a> - More jokes for your enjoyment. This also contains amusing
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news headlines, hospital emergency room anecdotes and ... jokes!
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<li><a href="jokes3.htm">Joke Collection 3</a> - More jokes for your enjoyment. This also contains amusing
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news clippings, household hints, more anecdotes and, of course ... jokes!
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<div class="t-sml">Please note that Murphy's Laws and the joke collections (1, 2 and 3) may be considered 'public domain' - feel free to copy, and an acknowledgement would be appreciated.</div>
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